How lesbians signal for other lesbians.
if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.
this fucking website
(Source: this-a-n-d-that, via joshsart)
8 crazy things to buy your pet chicken
From hen diapers to a fowl palace, the chicken craze has spawned a zany cottage industry.
First off…you have a pet chicken…
I’ve heard “taking no prisoners” before, but it’s been in the context of ruthless business deals and things like that. The implication is that one is in some sort of a battle, and rather than take any prisoners, one is mowing down every enemy in one’s path. That just…that doesn’t make sense in the context of breasts. I hope.
IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG
A mantis once jumped at my face when I was a child.
Needless to say, I was traumatized for life. Mantises (Mantii? Mantisese? Whatever.) are creepy motherfuckers.
(Source: asslet)
Yes I am stroking Peanut with a tiny hand back scratcher.
Now we have to post the audio of us bothering him…
bonfiresoftrust: theclearlydope:
WORTH SEEING: News anchor loses it after an interview with Ryan Lochte. Great to see anchors be human for a moment.
Fox News was good for something…
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This is THE most important clip of all time.
I’m still watching this clip a week later. Diane Keaton is so good because she’s so honest. I love how natural she is. On a related note, I’m still watching this clip because it also makes me feel good (which makes me think of this chick, who reminds me how good Queens are in the South, especially THIS ONE ((whom is one of the best of all time))).
Literally tearing up from love & joy.
Drunk Diane Keaton is the best.
“…you have that thing called the orgasm…”
do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim
(Source: wifipasswords, via sassylemur)
This song about Tulip Fabric Paint from the early ’90s is the goddamn greatest thing I have ever seen.
Just when you think it can’t possibly get any better—it DOES. Oh sweet Jesus it just KEEPS GETTING BETTER.
LOL
this thing fucking never ends.I kept waiting for Zack Morris to walk into frame and time out.
This is the most important thing I have ever watched today.
Guys… it’s 2 minutes and 42 seconds long.
2 minutes and 42 seconds. About fabric paint.
First off: that was amazing…
Second: why did she need three sweat suits with the same design?
(Source: youtube.com)
Some things never change.
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a...
